Silk Jumpsuits: For or Against?

Victoria's Secret must be where strippers find their day time get ups- push up bras, midriff baring tops, tiny pleated cheerleader skirts and 5 inch heels (all at once!). I usually toss their catalogs straight into the trash.

Now I grant you, this animal print jumpsuit isn't exactly subtle. I'm far too short to really carry it off. And it's made of silk. Does that push it further or closer to the Jersey Shore? And we all know how the Fug Girls feel about a jumpsuit... But still. I like it. It's so deliciously diva-y. I'm imagining wearing it with a turban and a long pendant necklace. And then ordering the cabana boy to bring me a martini. With six olives. NOW!

Ah well. We can't be subtle every day.