Beijing Olympics: This Party hasn't started (yet.)

You know that feeling you get a half an hour before a party you are hosting begins? No one has arrived to sully the spotless bathroom or chaw down your beautiful hors d'oeuvres, the candles are going, you put on some music, pour yourself a glass of wine and enjoy that moment of pure, clean anticipation. Well, that's what it feels like in Beijing right now. Hosting the Olympics is like throwing a party... for the entire planet. And everything is ready. The city is practically sparkling with shrink wrapped newness. Take a look.



Tents.



Twins.



Transport, Trash.



Toilette.



And of course, Tourists...